Fashion Check!

Mom's anime obsession has enlightened me to the phrase "fashion Check". Often in an anime the characters will discuss a particular point of fashion whether it be school uniforms, hair fasteners, cell phone straps, etc. I'm modeling my "frat boy" outfit. My point is if I can dress in a proper fashion, why do people who live in our very expensive rent building walk around in their boyfriends sweats so low on their hips that I can tell you who waxes? Mom went on the subway yesterday, and she told me about a couple getting off at our metro stop where the woman (not girl, woman) was wearing her male appendages shorts with belt - God forbid she used the belt, because the shorts were so low on her hips you could a sizeable portion of her thong underwear since she was wearing the requisite shirt too small to cover her belly button. People, please! Be glad I don't have your mother's phone number. That is all.